Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Chicken

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Women's rights.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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