- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

women's rights.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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