- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Penal Dysfunction

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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