Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why? Whats wrong?

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

WNBA

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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