- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Deadly cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

How do you spell eight? 8

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??