Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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