Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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That's what she didn't say

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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