- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

ecks! why zee?

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A women president

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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