- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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