Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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poop

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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