What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What's funnier than 68 69

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

guess what what that wasnt it

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

this girl died

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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