Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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