Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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