- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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