- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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