- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I have aids

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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