What do you call an amazing person Good

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Womens rights.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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