- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

knock knock. come in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Lil' Wayne

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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