- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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