A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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