- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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