- Anti Joke

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

my whole life!

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

This is not an anti joke.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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