What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Penal Dysfunction

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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