Knock, Knock Come in

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

AIDS

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

hey

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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