- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

#Hanging Degus

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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