- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Bean.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

a man walks into a prostitute.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock get lost!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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