How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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