- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

knock knock Labrinth come in

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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