- Anti Joke

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass