Your biggest fan.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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