- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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