Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Your mama's so fat.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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raisin boogers

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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