Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

She said no

whats a dick a dick

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Jesus was a good guy

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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