- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Women's rights

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Badgers are cool

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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