- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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