- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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