- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

There's a car about to hit me.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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