A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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the WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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