Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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im watching you..

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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