- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Kathy Griffin.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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