Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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LOL May Wong

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