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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

my shift key is broken1

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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