Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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