There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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