What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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A whale's vagina

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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