- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

once upon a time there was a boy

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

oooh look a banshee

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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