Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Take this and put it- No.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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