ass in my face ? no

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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The WNBA.

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lol a man is drowning

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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