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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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