Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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School

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Your Mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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