Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Welcome to die!

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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