whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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So a seal walks into a club..

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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women's rights.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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