A whale's vagina

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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the WNBA

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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