Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

once upon a time there was a boy

oooh look a banshee

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Fiats

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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