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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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