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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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