Your mom is so fat...

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Potassium? K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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