what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Obama

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

so dont touch it.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

crap!!

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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