- Anti Joke

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

wood cant chuck wood

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.