- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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