What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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John Stamos.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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