- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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