- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Knock Knock! Come in!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

That's not what she said.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

i like pie.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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