What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

An atheist walks into a church

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Pinus Testicles

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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