- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Why did the jew die Really...

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Knock Knock! Come in!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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