How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Woman rights.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Your Mom.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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