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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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