Autism speaks but not really

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

whats long and green? weed

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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