How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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