Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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i'm funny

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Woman rights.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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