Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Women have the right to vote.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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