Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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a potato flew around my room

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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