- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

girls lacrosse

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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