What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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