How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Bake until golden at 375

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

whats up fuch you bitch

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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