- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

I enjoy anal.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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