A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Penis.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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